Frugality has its limits
You want to know what the lamest thing to spend money on is? A vacuum cleaner. I am currently researching the suckers, and it’s even less exciting than spending money on a beige bra. Speaking of...
View ArticleGood thing I don’t Twitter
Otherwise, this is what you would have been subjected to yesterday. Annie Parsons… found 7 bug bites. Annie Parsons… discovered 2 more bites. Annie Parsons… that makes 9. Annie Parsons… is going to...
View ArticleBumming me out
When I moved to Nashville two years ago, I switched to Bank of America because I never wanted to have to switch my bank account again – so naturally, I chose the bank of AMERICA. It turns out that Bank...
View ArticleI AM ONE GIANT STRESS BALL.
I am flying to Nashville tonight, and am the world’s worst packer. No, really. War is to mankind as Annie is to packing. I ruin everything. I pack too little, or too much, or all the wrong shoes....
View ArticleCrash
Salutations, readers. Did you think I had abandoned you? Oh please. I should begin by saying that the sickness has left my system – literally, and glory hallelujah. The only person that knows the...
View ArticleAnd now, for a long story
When I was a senior in college, I stopped every morning on the way to class at a coffee shop called the Java Bean. Every day, I ordered the same thing: a 16 oz. cup of coffee with room. That’s all,...
View ArticlePhone woe
My cell phone plan is with Verizon – because yes, I can hear you now. The best phone I’ve ever had is the LG 8300 – the flip-phone of GLORY, that’s what. It was perfect – curved naturally to the shape...
View ArticleUpdate: home
All of last year, I lived in the apartment above the most silent man of all time. The only time I ever saw him was when he would stand outside his front door smoking cigarettes with his headphones in,...
View ArticleMy [perhaps not justified] opinions
There are certain words and phrases that I do not – and will never – allow in my vocabulary. The first thing is using “boo” as a term of endearment. I have plenty of sweet, intelligent, fabulous...
View ArticleLet it go
This weekend, something that I wanted to work out didn’t work out, leaving me sad and disappointed. Then my bike seat broke. Then I tried to fix my bathtub drain, but realized I don’t have the right...
View ArticleReasons “Pinocchio” is the worst movie ever
– “When You Wish Upon a Star” – Geppetto’s wish that a puppet would become a real boy. What? – Creepy Blue Fairy – Cricket as conscience – “Give a Little Whistle” – Honest John...
View Article
More Pages to Explore .....